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      INTRODUCTION
         
          Do you remember the classic hip hop duo Maroon (1985-1994)? You do? 
          Then, you're either deep into hip hop history and deserve much praise 
          or you're a dangerous stalker. Either way, welcome to the Maroon site. 
         
          MAROON: THE BEGINNING
         
          In 1985, Martin and I were recording as Maroon. Then both 18, we recorded 
          our first track together, "Baddest and the Hippest," in the 
          Quadrangle Studios of the University of Michigan's East Quad dormitory. 
           
          We sat in the cafeteria, discussing what to call our act, young upstarts 
          with an idea. I said, "What's your favorite color?" Martin 
          said, "Yellow." I said, "Okay, what's your second favorite 
          color?" He said "Maroon" and that became our name. 
           
          On a Tascam four-track, in the basement of the house we rented with 
          three other guys, we filled up a stack of 45 minute cassette tapes (chrome 
          - that was a big deal) with beats and rhymes and random cacophony. Somebody 
          told us that the sound quality we were getting wasn't all that terrible, 
          so we pressed a record. Unfortunately, the track we thought should be 
          the first single got screwed up (drum track erased) and we left it off. 
          It was "We're Down" 
          and you can get the MP3 of the only existing (rough) mix here. 
         
          THE FUNKY RECORD 
         
          We pressed 300 LPs (first pressing) with money I saved by, well, misleading 
          my grandmother about tuition (God bless her and shame on me). The Funky 
          Record - recorded mostly in 1988 and mixed on December 22 of that same 
          year until 4 AM - was officially released in 1989. We weren't happy 
          with the test pressing, as you can tell by listening to this - a track 
          called "Stan 
          (Das Yo Ass)" which we dedicated to our mastering engineer. 
          The extra songs we'd fire off were our early day mix tapes - uncensored 
          rants. 
           
          The Funky Record, yes. It was funky in ways no one understood: it was 
          recorded in a basement using a headphone instead of a microphone (did 
          you know you can do that?). The title track of the album wasn't on it. 
          We printed our home phone number on the back of the record. We put the 
          thing in a tie-dye, generic sleeve (until we hustled some more money 
          for the second pressing when we brilliantly added the phone number!). 
           
          At the time we recorded out first stuff, from 1985 to 1988, hip hop 
          was relatively undefined and changing rapidly. By the time we recorded 
          our last work together in 1994, things had settled into a pattern, as 
          I see it. Our alternative planet of hip hop was unique (okay, weird) 
          enough in 1989, but by 1994, we were in an alternative universe. Still, 
          Maroon's recordings are good music and completely from and within the 
          genre, not a conscious hybrid of one thing and another, just off the 
          wall. 
           
          And we weren't just a little mad in terms of production and lyrics. 
          Our "marketing" approach (not to mention our sense of style) 
          was also odd. I left some posters around the block where a reporter 
          for Rolling Stone lived who had requested a copy of our album. I made 
          up fortune cookies with promotional messages and gave them out at the 
          CMJ New Music Convention. We put out regular "Fax Attacks" 
          with crude cutout cartoons and sent them out every week. Here's 
          a selection of some of this stuff. 
         
          So, here's what we sounded like musically in 1988: "Stupid 
          Cool" includes Martin singing part of the opera Rigoletto ("la 
          dona e mobile" or "woman is fickle" - a lyric written 
          in the 1800's to which we'd taken offense for it's sexist tone). We 
          had beef with Verdi as well as MC's who were biting beats off and/or 
          slandering women so I played with the double meaning of "stupid," 
          as it was understood at the time. 
           
          In "Steppin' 
          with Squirrelly D," I re-introduced an alternate identity of 
          mine (Squirrelly D) which had first appeared spontaneously at the end 
          of "We're Down." We invented a pretty twisted dance and thought 
          we'd managed to get our biggest sound out of the four track on this 
          one. 
           
          Another one: "Fresher 
          than This" 
           
          "Scrambled 
          Eggs" is just plain weird. I'll let Sigmund Freud figure it 
          out. 
           
          "Slimy Rat" 
          is about corruption in Brooklyn housing court, something I knew about 
          from my time as a tenant organizer (see article here). It was common 
          knowledge at the time that some judges were corrupt and I saw it in 
          action, but it never occurred to me to call a reporter - I just wrote 
          a rap. The story of corruption broke a few years later. This track features 
          a blazing guitar solo by Ann Arbor guitar slinger Dave "The Giffer" 
          Corradi. 
           
          A few things happened to The Funky Record. Most notably, Robert Christgau 
          gave it an A- in the Village Voice. The legendary Stanley Platzner (God 
          bless him), the fat guy who sat on a stool at the entrance of his record 
          shop on 42nd street where everyone got all of their hip hop 12 inches, 
          put it on his turntable and scratched the crap out of it. Not like a 
          DJ, but like a drunk short order cook at The House of Pancakes and then 
          he handed it back to us wrecked. 
           
          The Record got a lot of reviews, as you can see here, 
          little air play and a few sales. I found one in a used record store 
          just a few years ago. I bought it and now I have three copies for myself. 
          It's a true lost classic of an era that is as done as any period of 
          time can be. You can get all the MP3s here now. If you have one of the 
          LPs, drop us a line here. 
         
          LET THE MUSIC TAKE YOU HIGHER
         
          Following The Funky Record came Let 
          the Music Take You Higher (LTMTYH) / 
          I Ain't Runnin' for Pope (Pope) in 1990. Get the extended 
          here. I still love Pope but I might be alone there. This 12 inch 
          single made it on the CMJ college radio charts, the video played on 
          MTV in Spanish (if you can believe that), and it got reviewed, as you 
          can read here. Just for fun, 
          here's a bonus track called "Posse 
          In Effect" that was never released from that period. How about 
          another, "Beso." 
         
          THE MUTHERPLUCKER
         
          The next release, The Mutherplucker, 1994, went by Will EP instead of 
          Maroon, although we co-wrote the songs, as always. Martin worked from 
          my ideas and even some of the music I came up with. He consciously tried 
          to make it more Will E.P. and less Maroon. I'm not sure that was a good 
          idea, but that's how it went and it's a good album. 
           
          Some highlights: "Who's 
          Funky?." Note the tempo and key change. Song two, with quite 
          a wacky chorus: "Saying 
          the R Version." Our 1994 geek anthem: "CL, 
          Computer Literate" (did I say 80 megs?). "Realty's 
          Mean"--- I wish I'd reversed the order of the verses or done 
          a little self censorship, but there we go, it's done. "How'd 
          You Make Me Smile?", inspired by some naughty kids in the 3rd 
          grade class I taught in the Bronx. The political one "PinkoChickenFunk" 
          (another bird). "Summertime", 
          the single, a skit, "Pigeon 
          Titties." "Casual 
          Casualties" about being boiled to death while eating potato 
          chips. "It'll 
          All Go Boom" about the end of the universe. "One 
          Little Sailor" recorded on a boom box and mailed to California. 
           
          That's a lot of good tracks for one album. I don't remember much traction 
          at all with this record. Maybe Martin does. He's shaking his head. Something 
          must have happened. What about that show in the club in New York, what 
          was that called? I said at the time that it might be the last one we 
          do so let's do an album, and we did. 
         
          AND NOW?
         
          But it wasn't quite the end. Turns out that there's still innovation 
          in the mighty genre of Hip Hop and it's still one of the most arresting 
          way to tell stories. So, what the hell, after 11 years of retirement, 
          we just dropped this little joint called "Nitrogen (Back 
          from the Vat)" to commemorate the 20th anniversary since 
          Maroon's "Baddest & the Hippest." 
         
          Still committed to the form. 
          Peace,  
          MC Will EP  
          New York  
          January, 2005 
         
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